Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Blow Drive

Are you one of those multi-taskers who enjoy chatting on your cell phone and eating while driving your SUV? Now you can blow dry your hair en route to the office between phone calls! You can even use this dashboard blow dryer to re-warm  your fast food should it grow cold while you take & make those oh so important calls. Once you install this system you will come up with dozens of uses for it.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Motel Six Plain White

Wall mounted with anti theft guard. Not much to say about this one. Most are broken along with the door locks at the Motel Six. 

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

The PHD Hunter

We traveled all day through a blizzard to study a portable hair dryer in its natural habitat. 

It's a rare Ice Blue Blaster. Crikey! This one looks powerful! PHDs are always unpredictable when they are plugged and ready for action. I wouldn't want to wrestle this one in a full bathtub! We do have some safety gear here that should give us the upper hand. 

Right now it appears to be sleeping, so we approach slowly to get a closer look and snap a picture.  Crikey! What an elegant yet rugged design-- and look! --There are more clues to what it is capable of right there --the combs! Crikey! Clearly this PHD is able to blow dry the hair of many humans with ease! This particular PHD is in the Conair family, a genus known for its powerful fan structure and longevity. Not too many PHDs in this region are ionic, so we're very fortunate to see this. We have to thank Kimy in Cleveland, Ohio who allowed us into her home to observe this beauty. 

Sunday, February 10, 2008

The Huckabee Hard Blow

This one really blows! And the extra hard bonnet shell protects Huckabee lovers from further brain damage. 

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Too Dear for Me

0000000000hhhhhhh! an ionic ceramic! 

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Poetry for Groundhog's Day

White cups white
mist on the mountains.
I remember 
your black mustache. 
Bayati (Turkish)