Saturday, May 23, 2009

Pride of Ownership

Yoo Hoo! Look! We have one of those newfangled portable hair drying machines!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Come closer, I won't hurt you with this portable hair dryer.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Needs a Caption

What is she saying?

Thursday, February 12, 2009


Is it just me, or is this illustration kind of hairdryerish?

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Portable Fun!

Looks like fun. You can play-act the Christopher Walken scene from Deer Hunter in the mirror as you get ready for work, or re-create a violent scene from any one of a thousand movies. Pretend you're a postal worker and tease your family. Hold your pet hostage and have a member of your family talk you down. Hours of fun.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Friday, January 30, 2009

You'll Be More Interesting

If You have a More Interesting Portable Hair Dryer.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

The Crap of Olden Days

Back in Olden Times (also known as the olden days, days of yore, the 1960's, and way back when.) Ads like these tricked children into selling cheap crap by promising them cheap crap prizes for their hard work. Lone children went door-to-door trying to sell boxes of crappy All Occasion Cards. Some children went missing due to perverts having doors for these children to knock upon. The missing children rarely re-surfaced to enjoy their crappy prize hair dryer or whatever.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Woo Hoo The Obama Super 2009 XL

Most popular the world over. Yay to having intelligence return to our land. Joy!

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Little Plastic Toy Portable

Caution: Unsafe for children to play with.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Heavy Portable

Imagine lugging this portable around with you? but if you travel back in hair dryer time far enough, you'll find large bonnet styles on tall stands that could slide, fold, roll and do whatever it took to be... portable. The very first hairdryers were completely stationary and scary. I don't know who invented the portable but hair dryer academics say the first hair dryer was invented by some French guy hair stylist back in the late 1800's. I think that hair dryers simply became portable by degrees, each one smaller and easy to tote around.

( Heavy Portable photo sent in by Tibby Vallebuona )