Thursday, January 29, 2009
The Crap of Olden Days
Back in Olden Times (also known as the olden days, days of yore, the 1960's, and way back when.) Ads like these tricked children into selling cheap crap by promising them cheap crap prizes for their hard work. Lone children went door-to-door trying to sell boxes of crappy All Occasion Cards. Some children went missing due to perverts having doors for these children to knock upon. The missing children rarely re-surfaced to enjoy their crappy prize hair dryer or whatever.