Thursday, January 29, 2009

The Crap of Olden Days

Back in Olden Times (also known as the olden days, days of yore, the 1960's, and way back when.) Ads like these tricked children into selling cheap crap by promising them cheap crap prizes for their hard work. Lone children went door-to-door trying to sell boxes of crappy All Occasion Cards. Some children went missing due to perverts having doors for these children to knock upon. The missing children rarely re-surfaced to enjoy their crappy prize hair dryer or whatever.

6 comments:

tut-tut said...

Guess who was hooked in? guess whose father said, "TAKE THE MONEY NOT THE PRIZE!" guess who chose the inflatable, orange, one-person tent instead?

phd girl said...

You're lucky you weren't grabbed by one of the perverts answering the door.

How crappy was the tent?

phd girl said...

HEY! (outraged) wait a minute!!!!

Why didn't you take the porrtable Hair Dryer???

Anonymous said...

They had a lot of orange prizes.

reyjr said...

this is a weird blog. lol! and i say that with all due respect. :D

a hair dryers obsession. i love it! haha!

thanks for the visit!

Megan said...

I want to see what the cards looked like!